Wednesday, June 29, 2005

The Superficial - Tom Cruise and Rob Thomas caught in bed

You see. I was just telling my Grandmother what a sham this Tom Cruise guy is...

The Superficial - Tom Cruise and Rob Thomas caught in bed
Tuesday - June 28, 2005

If there's one thing I know, it's that random gossip from total strangers based on absolutely no facts is true about 100% of the time. That said, here's an email that reader Rob decided to forward in.

So, I work with this girl who has a family friend that works in PR in Hollywood, and she always has fun little scoops about celeb stuff. Well, if this is true, this is just ridiculous! So, the whole Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes thing - apparently, it is, like we all thought anyway, a ridiculous PR thing. Tom Cruise was supposedly caught in bed with Rob Thomas (the lead singer of Matchbox 20) by Rob Thomas's wife, Marisol. Rob Thomas is also a Scientologist. Obviously, nobody wanted this to get out, and Marisol was going nuts threatening to expose them. I think that she might be getting paid off, but to preempt any rumors about Tom, the Scientology people as well as Tom's PR people basically recruited Katie Holmes to play this part of Tom's super-excited girlfriend, and they are just paying her a b*ttload of money. I guess they also woo'd her with promises of what this would do for her career, since she's at best a B-lister. But I guess now Marisol is so annoyed at all of the press Tom and Katie's relationship is getting, she's threatening to go public, spill the beans, and file for divorce.

Sure, why not."

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

WellPatch


WellPatch Television Spot


It's the stick it where it hurts to feel well patch

works in a hurry to feel well patch

lasts a long time to feel well

Wellpatch its brings you back to well, patch!


Whatever your pain, Wellpatch brings you back to well.


Wow, these people are not paying me a dime and I've never used their product - That is one damn catchy jingle!

Friday, June 24, 2005

DO NOT SEE BEWITCHED

AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL. SUPREME WASTE OF TIME. 90-SOME MINUTES OF MY LIFE I WILL NEVER GET BACK. GIVING A BAD NAME TO SUPER-NATURAL ROMANTIC COMEDIES ALL OVER THE COUNTRY THIS WEEKEND. THIS MOVIE SHOULD BE BURNED AT THE STAKE. WHAT A WASTE OF A CAST.

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

I used to hate him, now I like him

NOEL GALLAGHER - GALLAGHER LIVE 8 WILL NEVER WORK

NOEL GALLAGHER is convinced LIVE 8 will never achieve its lofty aim of persuading politicians from the world's richest countries to eliminate debt owed by poorer nations.

The outspoken OASIS guitarist believes rock stars simply don't have the influence needed to affect the G8 decision makers - and believes all their hard work will be in vain.

He says, 'Correct me if I'm wrong, but are they hoping that one of these guys from the G8 is on a quick 15 minute break at Gleneagles (in Scotland) and sees ANNIE LENNOX singing SWEET DREAMS and thinks, 'F**k me, she might have a point there, you know?'

'KEANE doing SOMEWHERE ONLY WE KNOW and some Japanese businessman going, 'Aw, look at him... we should really f**king drop that debt, you know.'

'It's not going to happen, is it?'
22/06/2005 21:26"

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Hey, whadda ya say we go down to the train tracks and shoot some rats?


Sean Penn Interviews Iranian Frontrunner for 'S.F. Chronicle'

Thursday, June 02, 2005

I've been hacked!

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

VAMPIRES IS DONE

and handed in.